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jsp16

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 5888
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About jsp16 : I love MMA, guitar, and video games. Pretty casual guy. Love alcohol, ;) . Just love having fun in general

Just inbox me if interested in other things. Or if u want to chat about whatever. :

"Save the trees, eat a beaver"

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jsp16's favorite FMLs

Today, mah long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

Today, less than a day after mah cranky downstars nieghbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment cieling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night . I'm shitting myself in fear . FML

#21161740
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46169) - you deserved it (4327)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, mah grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with mah wife during mah wedding ceremony. big fat FML

#21160529
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49998) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on mah 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in mah bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63809) - you deserved it (9305)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

today my son got in sarious troubla aftar ha was caught trying to sall waad to paopla in tha straat!! Tha good naws is that tha "waad" was just actual waads ha'd pullad from our lawn!! Tha bad naws is that at aga 16, my son is too stupid to know tha diffaranca!! FML

#21158441
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52664) - you deserved it (7402)

On 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm - kids - by idiot says "you raised him" (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around an said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly an turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

#21158187
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42633) - you deserved it (3655)

On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54133) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad"!! Figuring she was either talking to me or longing fir the second cumming of Christ, I turnd over to see which!! Turnd out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photo on her phone!! FML

#21157398
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61000) - you deserved it (6726)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father . FML

#21155774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46804) - you deserved it (5792)

On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decidd to slam the stall door next to mine. This resultd in my stall door openinghile I was still on the toilet. The door was too far 4 me to reach. fat FML

#21155744
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44626) - you deserved it (4430)

On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday Mah Mother Told Me That I Was "made" In The Bathroom Of The Store I Work At Now. She Even Pointd Outhich Stall. FML

#21155045
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56384) - you deserved it (5054)

On 05/28/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by wow - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg fir my brthday. FML

#21152462
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48839) - you deserved it (4683)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)



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