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jsp16

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  • Number of visits : 4806
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jsp16 : What the fuck to say about myself. I hate twilight. So I'm pretty sure I made myself popular with that. I love MMA, guitar, and video games. Pretty casual guy. Love alcohol, ;) . Just love having fun in general.

Finally moving away from my town to a better place. Yay!

Just inbox me if interested in other things. Or if u want to chat about whatever. :)

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jsp16's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

#21109576
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36608) - you deserved it (21027)

On 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm - money - by BobRyder (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#21109350
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41524) - you deserved it (4271)

On 04/10/2014 at 11:50am - misc - by crazytown (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML

#21108820
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51294) - you deserved it (3391)

On 04/09/2014 at 7:47pm - money - by CheapFamily - United States

Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML

#21108665
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43745) - you deserved it (7220)

On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a customer threw his hot coffee all over me, because it was taking "too long" for their credit card to be approved. FML

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

#21108356
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (3250)

On 04/09/2014 at 8:37am - misc - by not_this_shit_again (man) - Singapore

Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML

#21107872
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50553) - you deserved it (11432)

On 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by that girl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was being shown how to use a nail gun while applying for a job at a construction company. The instructor shot me in the arm with it. I didn't even get the job. FML

#21107174
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44987) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm - work - by watch_corn_dance - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

#21107057
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42358) - you deserved it (5333)

On 04/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by AlonsoKold - United States (Michigan)

Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

#21106910
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34145) - you deserved it (4580)

On 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm - misc - by DetergentFrog6 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

#21106207
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43196) - you deserved it (3180)

On 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

#21106030
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45433) - you deserved it (3068)

On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML

#21105380
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (5792)

On 04/05/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML

#21105078
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70256) - you deserved it (6785)

On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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