About jsni2132 : a societal cynic well and prepared to rip you a new asshole over something as simple as how bad you make pancakes, because I already know you make bad pancakes.
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Today, my mom let me know that I'll have to spend my entire tax return on replacing my car brakes. The reason I need new brakes is because almost every single time she uses the car, she floors the gas while the parking brake is still on. FML
by _Tater_Tot_ / 04/03/2015 at 12:39pm / United States (Alabama) / Money
by IMAWAKE / 03/17/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by NotInTheRightPlace / 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML
by juice723 / 11/20/2013 at 6:09am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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