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About jsni2132 : a societal cynic well and prepared to rip you a new asshole over something as simple as how bad you make pancakes, because I already know you make bad pancakes.
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Today, my mom let me know that I'll have to spend my entire tax return on replacing my car brakes. The reason I need new brakes is because almost every single time she uses the car, she floors the gas while the parking brake is still on. FML
Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015