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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jsmills92 : I don't always vote on FML, but when I do it's "you deserved it."

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I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (4293)

On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML

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