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jsgervais84
  • Town/Country : Montréal, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 July 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jsgervais84 : Programmer, science nerd and part time sarcastic. feel free to message me or kik with the same username.

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Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20527) - you deserved it (36706)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (3350)

On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)



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