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About jsgervais84 : Programmer, science nerd and part time sarcastic. feel free to message me or kik with the same username.
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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Friday 18 April 2014