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  • Number of visits : 301
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jsc9306 : I'm a white chick with two teenage daughters. In a relationship with a mad man, and loving every minute of it. I ride a Harley, sell auto parts- and work on cars when I have to. Good enough. That's all you need to know.

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Today, I got knocked over at the park by a rampant dog. My fiancé stood by laughing his ass off as I repeatedly tried to stand up, only to be knocked back down again. I'm seven months pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71014) - you deserved it (4935)

On 11/03/2013 at 2:21am - love - by StrandedWhale (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I dreamt that I beat someone up for using Comic Sans in a project. Now I can't look at him without being irrationally angry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35395) - you deserved it (6788)

On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48354) - you deserved it (4188)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia

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