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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 133
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40701) - you deserved it (5476)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixed for the first time. The dentist showed me the drill and other tools, and referred to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML

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70 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 1:06am - health - by maxkeyftw (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

#20554618
115 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by XoxoChula - United States

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

#19395452
101 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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153 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

#5857727
112 comments

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On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML

#907158
104 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 8:37pm - kids - by Bob (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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37 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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69 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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