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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jrn : Nice, easy-going. Gay. (Deal with it.) I attend community college. I love writing— I am a self-published author. If you wanna know about me or my novels (which are geared towards mature young-adults and adults) send me a message. :)

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Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML


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On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 9:46pm - misc - by augiedd (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 10:20am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML


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On 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm - misc - by QueueJumper (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after my girlfriend has recently become obsessed with the serial-killer show, Dexter, she has grown an interest in cutting up pomegranates in many different ways and squirting the red, blood-like juice everywhere. I am now afraid to argue with her. FML


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On 12/15/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML


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On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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