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jrl585
  • Town/Country : port barre, united states of america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 September 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 5100
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About jrl585 : im 14 single hopfully not much longer and i live in louisiana best town ever and i like to chill and have fun i like girls only and im very differnt from most people you will ever met

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Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781 (353)

I agree, your life sucks (9534) - you deserved it (858)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (14296) - you deserved it (29410)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (9098) - you deserved it (768)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45752) - you deserved it (10322)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I used my inhaler for the first time in a year. As soon as I took a puff I felt something strange go down my throat. Upon closer inspection I discovered there had been a spider living in the mouth of my inhaler... and I had just swallowed it. FML

#3006187 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (36941) - you deserved it (5449)

On 06/18/2009 at 7:07pm - health - by asthmatic (woman) - United States (New York)