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jrjkitten
  • Town/Country : San Marcos, Texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 July 1994 (18 years)
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About jrjkitten : Fun Loving, have 3 older brothers, youngest sibling, only girl.

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Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25234) - you deserved it (8803)

On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I casually mentioned to my dad that it was the Chinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting his intelligence by "making stupid shit up." I explained that it's real, and that we just use the Gregorian calendar, hence the different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by must be adopted (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)



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