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jrgr
  • Town/Country : Fresno, U.S.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1863
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 46 posted

About jrgr : Hey stalker! Just kidding(:
Well, I'm Jenna. I'm pretty easy going. I don't start drama. I hardly ever interact with people on here, I hardly ever comment on stuff. Some of you guys take things way too seriously lol. I'm a sweet person, I'm easygoing. Oh, and I'm not a fan of grammar Nazis (;

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Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369 (297)

I agree, your life sucks (8835) - you deserved it (1194)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (8941) - you deserved it (1010)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

#18198987 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (28537) - you deserved it (2711)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML

#18184829 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (25468) - you deserved it (1864)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (5153) - you deserved it (38241)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595 (410)

I agree, your life sucks (26286) - you deserved it (3152)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (5505)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (31941)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (32402) - you deserved it (2819)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (21344) - you deserved it (2632)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (10877) - you deserved it (1223)

On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (36844) - you deserved it (10898)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (12858) - you deserved it (37715)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (4223)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (18384) - you deserved it (4096)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)