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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63658) - you deserved it (5420)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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