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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 860
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39102) - you deserved it (12190)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33654) - you deserved it (7082)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

#14330650
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11789) - you deserved it (25904)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

#14103046
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11289) - you deserved it (29271)

On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
143 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488
98 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (3472)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

#13622305
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21320) - you deserved it (14208)

On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

#13616932
58 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

#13616932
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20826) - you deserved it (2402)

On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
91 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

#13521400
103 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML

#13520163
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (9948)

On 10/20/2010 at 12:47am - love - by iprobablyhaveherpes - Australia (Western Australia)



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