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Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 5:14am - intimacy - by JP (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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