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jpeezy122808
  • Town/Country : TEXAS baby!, U.S of A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 757
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jpeezy122808 : Hey Cupcakes!!!!

Gonna keep this real simple so try n hang with me mmmkay? =) im 18 years young and live n big bangging texas. im working for now but going to start school soon to be a nurse. **whoop whoop** i am currently head over heels for my high school sweetheart (started dating freshman year) and that kinda means im not looking for anything other than friends.

as far as music goes i like it all. rock, country, hip-hop, spanish, jazz just w/e i find puts me in a cheeful mood at the moment! activities that i dig would be anything that gives me a good rush! im a very girly tom-boy or so i've been told! love watching and playing basketball and football only i can do it in heels ;-)

i think ive told just about all ya need to know really! but if by some weird chance someone wants to know more message me i love talking! and dont be shy cuz thats like slamming the door to the party in your own face!

peace love and chicken grease b*i*t*c*h*e*s =D
XOXO
-Jess

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Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24150) - you deserved it (25460)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (32120)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (32120)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14084) - you deserved it (4040)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



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