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jpacker
  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 961
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
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I agree, your life sucks (461756) - you deserved it (573622)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

#229986
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61326) - you deserved it (5442)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29796) - you deserved it (14463)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40109) - you deserved it (6128)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got this huge package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML

#22256
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30102) - you deserved it (1671)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the pharmacy lady wished me a happy birthday. I was buying the morning after pill. FML

#2565
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22165) - you deserved it (5367)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by God hates me - United States (Texas)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43807) - you deserved it (3375)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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