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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1988 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 208
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Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11676) - you deserved it (51129)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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