Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

jowho's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:02am<b>JackAtPage</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:27pm<b>DataRomance</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:21am<b>TdotMaria</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 5:05pm<b>laney_bug_</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 8:11pm<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 4:44am<b>captain2obvious</b> - the 09/22/2011 at 5:52pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/22/2011 at 9:45am

Fucked!<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:02pm

jowho's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jowho's favorite FMLs

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13263) - you deserved it (54563)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39513) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML


I agree, your life sucks (10547) - you deserved it (58906)

On 12/04/2008 at 12:55am - intimacy - by noname - Sent from mobile version

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: