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About joshszz : josh. feeling old and used up.

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Today, while working the register, a known mentally-unstable man approached me. He ended up telling me that the Statue of Liberty is sexist and a screw-up by Washington. When I told him that the French made it, he told me to shut up and complained to my manager. He knows me by name now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40093) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/14/2013 at 1:57am - work - by fubuggie (man) - United States (Vermont)

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