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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1986 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About joshszz : I'm bored. You probably are too, huh.

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joshszz's favorite FMLs

Today, I told a customer the bread he wanted has been discontinued. He replied with, "Are you serious? What is your name? I'm going up front to complain about you." I still don't understand how that's specifically my fault. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20369) - you deserved it (1218)

On 01/10/2016 at 6:53pm - work - by fritzile - United States (Arizona)

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (2586)

On 12/01/2015 at 11:39am - misc - by ygma - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought my wife and I would reconcile after being separated for eight months. We ended up sleeping together after a dinner date, but she told told me afterwards that she still wanted a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24437) - you deserved it (2501)

On 09/27/2015 at 11:27pm - love - by anon - United States (Florida)

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