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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML


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On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

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