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About josh_avila9 : I mean not much I do football wrestling and am a huge car enthusiast I am currently working on my 1979 vw🐞 but also have a 1952ford f-1 and a 1960 ford f-100 if you want to talk about video games I'm out because I'll have no idea but if you want to have a convo on the automotive industry or maybe some tips if to first become a mechanical engineer or go stringy to an automotive engineer or just want a simple straight forward convo I'm all ears
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Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML
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