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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 December 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About josh_avila9 : I mean not much I do football wrestling and am a huge car enthusiast I am currently working on my 1979 vw🐞 but also have a 1952ford f-1 and a 1960 ford f-100 if you want to talk about video games I'm out because I'll have no idea but if you want to have a convo on the automotive industry or maybe some tips if to first become a mechanical engineer or go stringy to an automotive engineer or just want a simple straight forward convo I'm all ears

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Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML


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