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Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two present by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. mega FML

#21329484
53 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today.. . my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me . I'm a massage/physical therapist an treat clients.. . mostly athletes.. . in my home . My neighbours saw the steady stream of young.. . buff guys coming to my house an concluded that I'm a gay prostitute . fat FML

#21327463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33226) - you deserved it (2643)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was having sex with mah grlfriend. Things got heatd and I yelld, ( Who's yur daddy? ) With a blank expression she replid, ( I don't know. ) FML

#21326143
102 comments

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On 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my grandpa y e spoil me so muc. He told me it's because e truly believe no one else will ever want to. big fat FML

#21322081
33 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 1:40pm - misc - by bxjxj - United States

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

#21316987
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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day I asked out the girl of mah dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me 4 "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
98 comments

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On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, MAH SON TRAINED HIS LITTLE SISTER TO WALK UP TO STRANGERS AND WHIMPER: "MY MOMMY PUNCHES ME." FML

#21303913
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On 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm - kids - by uterurist (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML

Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does.

#21237384
121 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 11:06am - animals - by hopeless romantic - United States (Ohio)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
129 comments

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On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe



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