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josepigo
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2723
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About josepigo : -the names joseph hidalgo.
-love to draw.
-love mooovies.
-its all about the live shows!
-shows shows shows!
-play guitar and drums.
-skate.
-im a sucker for art!
-text addict.
-the regular life isnt for me.
-lets add a little bit of excitement shall we? :)
-message me and get to know me more. :)
-or find me on facebook! www.facebook.com/josepigo

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Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38491) - you deserved it (4226)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (86350)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41959) - you deserved it (10571)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

#17107042
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26238) - you deserved it (2098)

On 07/14/2011 at 11:53am - intimacy - by TheGoodTwin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
92 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
503 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
527 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17691) - you deserved it (48498)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
346 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

#13287262
134 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
132 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (4338)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

#6050318
80 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

#5912025
221 comments

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On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

#5893479
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51227) - you deserved it (2811)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)



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