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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3687
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About josepigo : -the names joseph hidalgo.
-love to draw.
-love mooovies.
-its all about the live shows!
-shows shows shows!
-play guitar and drums.
-skate.
-im a sucker for art!
-text addict.
-the regular life isnt for me.
-lets add a little bit of excitement shall we? :)
-message me and get to know me more. :)
-or find me on facebook! www.facebook.com/josepigo

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39247) - you deserved it (5373)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37355) - you deserved it (5406)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52643) - you deserved it (6715)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41229) - you deserved it (3241)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

#17170835
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36795) - you deserved it (4029)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13953) - you deserved it (30084)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60680) - you deserved it (5654)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44126) - you deserved it (3890)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17401) - you deserved it (34545)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

#17148307
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (4482)

On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

#17143306
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37361) - you deserved it (8635)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34218) - you deserved it (16461)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44714) - you deserved it (9503)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42240) - you deserved it (4534)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada



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