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josepigo
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2713
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About josepigo : -the names joseph hidalgo.
-love to draw.
-love mooovies.
-its all about the live shows!
-shows shows shows!
-play guitar and drums.
-skate.
-im a sucker for art!
-text addict.
-the regular life isnt for me.
-lets add a little bit of excitement shall we? :)
-message me and get to know me more. :)
-or find me on facebook! www.facebook.com/josepigo

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (8106)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35754) - you deserved it (5025)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33931) - you deserved it (5070)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (6134)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

#17173696
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35746) - you deserved it (2815)

On 07/19/2011 at 3:40am - intimacy - by ken - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

#17170835
97 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
214 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
349 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
211 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
277 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

#17148307
185 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

#17143306
113 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
172 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40581) - you deserved it (8955)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)



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