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About josepigo : -the names joseph hidalgo.
-love to draw.
-its all about the live shows!
-shows shows shows!
-play guitar and drums.
-im a sucker for art!
-the regular life isnt for me.
-lets add a little bit of excitement shall we? :)
-message me and get to know me more. :)
-or find me on facebook! www.facebook.com/josepigo
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Monday 1 September 2014