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About josepigo : -the names joseph hidalgo.
-love to draw.
-its all about the live shows!
-shows shows shows!
-play guitar and drums.
-im a sucker for art!
-the regular life isnt for me.
-lets add a little bit of excitement shall we? :)
-message me and get to know me more. :)
-or find me on facebook! www.facebook.com/josepigo
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