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joseph375
  • Town/Country : bordentown, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (3373)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was selected to give my speech to the entire school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate, even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on political correctness was censored for political reasons. FML

#1973868
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37905) - you deserved it (3393)

On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins. FML

#1864532
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49883) - you deserved it (2022)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

#1808488
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42690) - you deserved it (8044)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ya - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31131) - you deserved it (100367)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48411) - you deserved it (2939)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)



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