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Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML

#6441828 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (19831) - you deserved it (1064)

On 11/25/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

#6436745 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (2046)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

#6433448 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (11741) - you deserved it (5636)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiance and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

#6423121 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (17465) - you deserved it (4040)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

#6422671 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (2493)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

#6415998 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (13008) - you deserved it (2758)

On 11/23/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by denise (woman) - United States (Connecticut)