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by killercow / 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Xanadu / 04/16/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2011 at 6:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by ihaveahome / 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
by BrokeAndPsst / 04/12/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
by bananaman / 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
by Numb / 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by blower / 04/11/2011 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
- Today, I decided to try a new brand of Wax Strips. Shortly after testing one strip on my arm I took… Today, I told my mom I was gay and guess what? She told me to get in the car because she is taking… Today, I overheard a house renter in his 20's at the house next door to mine telling a story about…