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About jordanshawt : Hi!! I'm Emily and I L O V E reading fmls and mlias. I

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Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57610) - you deserved it (7015)

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