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jordanhraye
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jordanhraye : Estados Unidos. California. City of Angels. Mexican American.

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Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44639) - you deserved it (3660)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63457) - you deserved it (2634)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by JTo (woman) - United States (New York)



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