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About jordan713 : I love boxers, and black cats :)

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Visits<b>a4s</b> - the 12/19/2013 at 1:18pm<b>Blackcatluck</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 2:51pm<b>Triumvirate</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 3:42pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 10/16/2013 at 8:59pm

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Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML

#20922898
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40031) - you deserved it (3574)

On 10/16/2013 at 5:05pm - money - by . (woman) - United States

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42764) - you deserved it (3147)

On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dentist dropped dead of a heart attack. This depressing event was made worse by the fact that he collapsed while his hands were in my mouth. FML

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

#10693899
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (6838)

On 05/22/2010 at 4:32pm - animals - by lashless (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

#6391175
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31310) - you deserved it (24123)

On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)



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