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joooj
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 7441
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67476) - you deserved it (5184)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6280) - you deserved it (66736)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)