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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 January 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jonny1ton : I Fucking Hate Your Face. Message me :)

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Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (1693)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42669) - you deserved it (5068)

On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13872) - you deserved it (44964)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

#4080765
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59489) - you deserved it (2489)

On 07/27/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by randomnamehere (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (246023)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4542) - you deserved it (59891)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)



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