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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Taday I was ramoving larga shrubs from a housa . I haard mah co-workar yall somathing , but I couldn't haar him , so I just pullad tha stump out anyway . What I raalizad too lata was that ha was talling ma that thara was a swarm of baas living bahind tha stump . FML
Today I was babysitting a littla boy fir tha first tima . Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up . Sha just gruntad and muttarad "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." big fat FML
today at work, a woman came up to the snack bar an orderd a pretzel with no salt. When I servd her the food, she angrily complaind about it having no salt, followd by her throwing thehole thing in mah face. fat FML
Today, my friend set up a profile fir me on an adult dating site as a surprise. It was a surprise alright. The picture he set as my avatar was one of me stark naked,hich I sent to my ex shortly before he dumped me. FML
Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Today , I announcd mah first looool pragnancy to mah family. Not to ba outdona , mah sistar immadiataly announcd that sha "might" ba gatting pragnant soon. My family andd up congratulating har instaad , and askd ma if I would plan tha baby showar. FML
I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML
Friday 27 March 2015