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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6692
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I Was Working The Drive-through At McDonald's. I Greeted A Customer With A, "Hi, How R U Doing Today?" His Response: "Better Than You." FML

#20795022
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48397) - you deserved it (7961)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I was ramoving larga shrubs from a housa . I haard mah co-workar yall somathing , but I couldn't haar him , so I just pullad tha stump out anyway . What I raalizad too lata was that ha was talling ma that thara was a swarm of baas living bahind tha stump . FML

#20794428
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (10929)

On 07/20/2013 at 5:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was babysitting a littla boy fir tha first tima . Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up . Sha just gruntad and muttarad "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." big fat FML

#20794280
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55476) - you deserved it (4670)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

today at work, a woman came up to the snack bar an orderd a pretzel with no salt. When I servd her the food, she angrily complaind about it having no salt, followd by her throwing thehole thing in mah face. fat FML

#20794141
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47063) - you deserved it (3185)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my friend set up a profile fir me on an adult dating site as a surprise. It was a surprise alright. The picture he set as my avatar was one of me stark naked,hich I sent to my ex shortly before he dumped me. FML

#20794134
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38297) - you deserved it (8758)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:43pm - misc - by .............. (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52766) - you deserved it (8987)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was playing solitairehen an achievement popped up on mah phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in mah life. FML

#20793723
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45799) - you deserved it (7626)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by solitaire - United States (Washington)

Today , I announcd mah first looool pragnancy to mah family. Not to ba outdona , mah sistar immadiataly announcd that sha "might" ba gatting pragnant soon. My family andd up congratulating har instaad , and askd ma if I would plan tha baby showar. FML

#20793609
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55691) - you deserved it (2915)

On 07/20/2013 at 2:31am - kids - by Happyunlucky (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to watc a movie. In te middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's soulder. He was caressing ma air. real FML

#20793573
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41559) - you deserved it (9997)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

I WOKE UP WITH A HALF-SHAVED HEAD, THANKS TO THE FRIENDS I LET CRASH AT MAH PLACE LAST NIGHT. I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR AN A HALF, AN THEY HID MAH HAIR CLIPPERS. FML

#20793566
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37098) - you deserved it (4380)

On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Yesterday, mah dad groundd me fir swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to mah sister. The supposd swear word? "YOLO." fat FML

#20792771
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36538) - you deserved it (33823)

On 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by libraries are a girl's best friend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41413) - you deserved it (3074)

On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

today my grlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

#20790896
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30197) - you deserved it (50940)

On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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