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jonnied23's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML
by great_just_great / 02/24/2013 at 12:48am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, my very conservative mom met my girlfriend, who recently shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My girlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confused transgender". FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by BadAssBandit897 / 02/23/2013 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away. FML
by hé merde / 02/22/2013 at 9:27pm / Miscellaneous
by Paris101 / 02/22/2013 at 9:51am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by PoorMe / 02/22/2013 at 8:06am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 5:25am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 2:57am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by wrongplacewrongtime / 02/22/2013 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "the lovely Meghan". I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
by Meghan / 02/21/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by NewDrugs / 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by lolo / 02/21/2013 at 7:16pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
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