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jonnied23

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10019
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30759) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11070) - you deserved it (49877)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34590) - you deserved it (3752)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34590) - you deserved it (3752)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (2722)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (4115)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10435) - you deserved it (27378)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12251) - you deserved it (43885)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML

#1353
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19337) - you deserved it (10316)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

#1288
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (2565)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

#504
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (6946)

On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54861) - you deserved it (23912)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (315204) - you deserved it (31361)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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