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jonjonw1993
  • Town/Country : gordo, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1993 (19 years)
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About jonjonw1993 : Im a drummer who loves most music and comedy/ horror movies :D

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Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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