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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1993 (21 years)
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About jonjonw1993 : Im a drummer who loves most music and comedy/ horror movies :D

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Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML

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On 08/05/2013 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)



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