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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 September 1993 (22 years)
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About jondivey : Im 20, I enjoy cooking, basketball, football, billiards, mountain biking, and other things, feel free to message me for my kik. FML is cool hopefully one day i can post a successful one, except for the problem is that i am generally way too optimistic to ever feel that way.

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