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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22955) - you deserved it (45683)

On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35575) - you deserved it (6702)

On 09/21/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by dadyoureacunt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59582) - you deserved it (21015)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)



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