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About joncurn99 : My name is Jon an thats all I have to say.

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Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

#20009878
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I agree, your life sucks (17987) - you deserved it (41133)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28097) - you deserved it (3626)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22353) - you deserved it (38033)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)



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