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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jonathanedwards : Fml make my life somehow a little better knowing crap happens to other ppl as well lol As for me I'm just a country boy who loves to hunt and fish

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54736) - you deserved it (4950)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76972) - you deserved it (23633)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my therapist that I suspected my partner was unfaithful, but I don't think he believed me. "What, did you find a membership card to a sex club in his wallet or something?" he asked. When I got home, I looked in my partner's wallet. I found a membership card to a sex club. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46898) - you deserved it (4102)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by thesockmancometh (man) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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