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by mk / 06/14/2011 at 2:08am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Kebabjoon / 04/29/2011 at 7:36am / Spain / Work
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by phantomdriver / 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
by Abeille / 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML
by inder / 02/25/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Intimacy
by Giggity / 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by YeahItsmecoolhuh / 02/17/2011 at 1:50am / United Arab Emirates / Animals
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…