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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2834
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About jonan1212 : Well, I know your reading this, so I'm psychic

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jonan1212's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

by mk / 06/14/2011 at 2:08am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

by kaileigh10 / 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm / Animals

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

by Kebabjoon / 04/29/2011 at 7:36am / Spain / Work

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

by phantomdriver / 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

by Abeille / 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

by chelsea / 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm / Health

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

by thelunarwolf / 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm / Love

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

by inder / 02/25/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

by Giggity / 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

by YeahItsmecoolhuh / 02/17/2011 at 1:50am / United Arab Emirates / Animals