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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (5108)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53245) - you deserved it (2935)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51093) - you deserved it (4568)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

#16231154
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13347) - you deserved it (45645)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (14651)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (4341)

On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48578) - you deserved it (8004)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

#15470057
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39101) - you deserved it (3215)

On 03/24/2011 at 6:51pm - misc - by phantomdriver - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

#15341897
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28728) - you deserved it (3485)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:50pm - kids - by Abeille (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29046) - you deserved it (12114)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

#15169301
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23536) - you deserved it (8101)

On 03/01/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by thelunarwolf -

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

#15142777
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30753) - you deserved it (2526)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43588) - you deserved it (4204)

On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28933) - you deserved it (5922)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

#15012053
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29038) - you deserved it (4438)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates



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