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  • Number of visits : 2005
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

#18877694
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29840) - you deserved it (4778)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (8458)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

#18649240
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23140) - you deserved it (4151)

On 12/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by hdkgdkvdjd - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31165) - you deserved it (6199)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

#18445536
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (2727)

On 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43179) - you deserved it (4700)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

#18430180
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6511) - you deserved it (42619)

On 12/04/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43094) - you deserved it (2618)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (5265)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (2163)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32524) - you deserved it (1958)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11045) - you deserved it (27993)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

#17837331
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22682) - you deserved it (4143)

On 09/26/2011 at 3:26am - misc - by Nudge23 - Australia

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27568) - you deserved it (3624)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)



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