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About jonakim12 : Hey whats up! I'm 14 and bored, so message me! Kik: jonakim12

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Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32024) - you deserved it (2503)

On 02/07/2013 at 10:24am - misc - by GarageSallin (man) -

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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