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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 October 1995 (18 years)
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About jolienicole : I love music. Of Mice & Men, Pierce the Veil, Crown the Empire, Sleeping With Sirens, Blessthefall, Blink 182 and Taking Back Sunday all currently rule my life! :)

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Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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