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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41148) - you deserved it (7758)

On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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On 03/09/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

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On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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