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About jojimugo : I'm originally from Kenya but now am living in the US , am a typical dude , loves sports and hanging out with my people's but I do have a passion for reading books, I believe the key to succeed in life is to know a little bit of everything . I love meeting new people so if u wanna halla, halla
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Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Friday 31 July 2015