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Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20672) - you deserved it (3848)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)



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