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About johnfuknstamos : John Fucking Stamos.
Yeah, I was on Full Fucking House.

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Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (23709)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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