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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About johndog699 : John is a cool guy I also have kik message me @ johnnyboy12356 and I like sport cars and sports

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Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (2213)

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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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