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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 421
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About johndog699 : John is a cool guy I also have kik message me @ johnnyboy12356 and I like sport cars and sports

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Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (2714)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31795) - you deserved it (2493)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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