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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 December 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 73
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About johndog699 : John is a cool guy I also have kik message me @ johnnyboy12356

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